Our story begins way back in the Summer of 2012. The price of gasoline was hovering around $3.50 a gallon. An insistent Facebook had just forced users to adopt its Timeline format. And fortune cookies o'er the land continued to disappoint diners with their platitudinous, specious and hollow messages like "A new challenge is near" and "Soon you will get the recognition you deserve."

It was left to one man – longtime journalist Ray Richmond – to set right this cosmic wrong, to give the people not only what they wanted but indeed what they deserved in a fortune cookie. He knew that folks could no longer be expected to subsist on careless guesswork and empty promises. So Richmond put his heads together (he's bipolar) and came up with a formula that would prove boldly insightful as well as mysteriously, uncannily precise.

Thus was born the SUPER ACCURATE FORTUNE COOKIE, the first cookie truly worthy of the fortune cookie name. It speaks to the specifics of you and your life in a way that foods with tiny printed messages stuffed into them never have before. They probably know you better than you even know yourself, supplying a more exact predictive apparatus than previously thought possible.

In fact, leading fortune cookie authorities agree that our cookies are a full 77% more accurate than regular fortune cookies. Crack one open today and see for yourself why we call them, "The Smartest Cookies on Earth."™

Each quart-size take-out box comes with 10 different, individually-wrapped smart cookies inside. The messages are clever without being lame or offensive. None of that "You just ate salmonella, and you're ugly too!" stuff. They also come with a money-back guarantee. If you aren't completely satisfied with your cookies, you'll be granted either a full refund or a fresh box, whichever you prefer.