Question: Why would I order your fortune cookie and not somebody else’s?
Answer: Excellent question. Here is an equally excellent answer: Our cookies have fortunes and sayings that are more accurate, more amusing, and simply better than any that have ever come before.
Question: Will I be embarrassed if my grandmother accidentally opens one of these cookies?
Answer: Gosh no! The content of our fortunes is clean enough for grandma – assuming she’s a little bit, you know, out there – yet cool enough for your status-conscious teenager.
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Question: Can I do my own custom fortune messages with you guys?
Answer: Yes! Just go to our Custom Fortune page to use our fancy, uncommonly wondrous Custom Fortune Message Generator to customize and personalize the fortunes that go inside your cookies using two different party/event options. There’s our Custom Two-Cookie Gift Box (up to 15 custom fortunes per order) and our Custom Cookie Assortment (where you can craft 12-15 different custom fortunes in each order). And we offer 15 different flavor options in our custom varieties we well as chocolate-dipped and sprinkled.
Question: When will you be coming out with a more functional website with a custom order mechanism?
Answer: Soon. Very soon.
Question: Do you have plans to come out with any other foods with messages in them?
Answer: Not at the present time. But we aren’t ruling it out. We’ve been experimenting around with a fortune peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich, but we’re still working out the kinks.
Question: Is there no end to your mirth?
Answer: Yes. Yes there is.