Let us tell the story of your event in fortune cookies. Because nobody does it better. In fact, nobody else does it, period. And there’s still time to get them for your graduation party!
Why settle for ordinary favors at your wedding, Bar Mitzvah, corporate gathering, birthday party or anniversary celebration when you can have The Smartest Cookies on Earth? Let the brilliant minds at Super Accurate Fortune Cookies personalize fortunes that your guests, clients and attendees won’t soon forget.
Here’s how it works: A member of our custom cookie consultant committee contacts you to collect names, details and important facts to create your custom fortunes. They can be made to say anything you desire and convey any mood, from lighthearted to poignant to promotional. The result is messages that are funnier, more engaging – and a full 77% more accurate – than any fortunes you’ve ever seen.
Think of us as Twitter surrounded by flour, sugar and chocolate. It simply doesn’t get any better than that. And our cookies are simply incredibly, incredibly smart. One of them invented Instagram. Two others recently were given scholarships to M.I.T.
We also make our cookies in 16 different flavors and colors as well as chocolate-dipped (milk, dark, white or colored) and sprinkled. Heck, we can probably even cover them in bacon if you want us to, which would prove ironic considering we were recently certified kosher by the Chicago Rabbinical Council.
MADE IN THE USA
We supply our cookies in two ways:
Our Custom Cookie Assortment, supplied loose, with up to 15 unique custom fortunes (Minimum order: 200 cookies)
Our Gift Box Option, with two customized cookies per beautifully decorated box (choose gold, silver or clear) along with a custom label with the details of your event and up to 12 unique custom fortunes per order (Minimum order: 50 boxes)
Our specialty is business conventions and corporate retreats. With three weeks’ notice, we can create anything for your event, from 50 to 50,000. We’re here for you. Please don’t make us beg.
Email us today at firstname.lastname@example.org or call us at (800) 690-7252.
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